My Measurements

This week, I’m answering a question just so I can get it up on the FAQ. This will probably be a fairly common thing over the next few weeks and months as this site builds. It won’t all be basic stuff like this or topics that might not be exciting for my long-time followers, but I do want to get the basics up.

This one is a very common question for me… at least online. It’s not something I hear nearly as often in person, though I imagine most guys are thinking about it. I won’t even attribute who asked this, because just about every guy I meet online asks me this in some manner.

What are your measurements?

Here it is: 34DD-27-38

My measurements, of course, change a little here and there, but this is a pretty solid baseline.

Believe it or not, I wasn’t aware of the DD until recently. I thought I was just a D-cup. Apparently, my breasts grew since the last time I got a real fitting. I knew I was a very full D, but didn’t realize I’d filled out quite to the point of DD. And yes, they’re 100% all-natural.



  • Not only are they natural, but they get my vote as the most beautiful pair I’ve ever seen. The picture on the About page remains one of the most perfect and natural works of art I can think of, My girlfriend has a pair that hang like yours but are probably “only” about 2/3 the size and she’s a D, so the results of your recent scientific expedition for resizing doesn’t surprise me at all. Keep up the good work!

  • mischiefm8ker

    May 20, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    There aren’t adequate words to describe how perfect your tits are babe! And, yes, I know, I am a breast man, so I am probably a bit biased. But you really do have the most amazing breasts. The pictures I am sure don’t even do them justice. Not a day goes by that I don’t think of playing and pinching and squeezing and rolling and sucking and fucking those awesome tits!

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