My First (Big) Cock

Hi everyone! Thanks for sticking with me. I apologize for not being around much lately, but rest assured, I’m always not far off. I check in with this site, my email, and my Twitter pretty regularly. I may not respond right away, but know that I am reading everything you send me.

My question today comes from a guy calling himself CuriousGeorge, and it goes a little something like this:

What was your first experience with a “big cock” like (in regards to blowjob and actual intercourse)? Did it leave any sort of impression or was it just another dick to you?

And here we see guys being concerned about the size of their dick again. No worries. I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I’ll say it again. Size matters, but not nearly as much as guys think.

Anyway, that doesn’t answer the question.

The fist one that was notably bigger than what I’d been used to came along when I was 18 or 19. His name was Steve, and I can’t really say how big he was, but he was definitely bigger than average! I first noticed on our second date, when we were making out. We were fully clothed and he was on top of me, my legs around him, and we were dry humping. I could tell he was hard. It was pretty damn obvious. As we kissed and he fondled my breasts, I reached in between us to give him a little extra stimulation. As my hand slid over his bulge, I was surprised at how much it kept going down his thigh. I don’t think he was super huge, or anything, but I was experienced enough to know that this wasn’t normal. He was also quite thick. Read more [+]

Work Distraction

A while ago, I had a bit of fun with one of my Twitter friends, @twervert. The experience was thoroughly enjoyable, yet another reminder of why I love cybersexBelow, you’ll find a straight transcript of what transpired between us. To make things simpler to read, I’ve made his tweets blue and mine pink-ish (pink didn’t show up well on the background where this was originally posted, and it’s too much trouble to shift this one back to my usual colors).  

And yes, this was entirely in my public Twitter timeline!

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My Ass

So, James is a new fan of mine (I think — correct me if I’m wrong, James!), and he wrote in to say this:

Yummy 🙂 So you have nice large tits, but what if a guy is into asses? How do you rate and or feel about your ass? Are you into anal sex? giving or receiving?

Glad you like my tits, James! While they are one of my favorite parts of my body, I guess I’ve got a good ass, too. At least, people seem to like it. Some have said that they prefer it to my tits. I wouldn’t rate it that high, but I guess everyone has their own opinion of it. Read more [+]

Wax On…

Sometimes I wonder if the people in my life and me could all be characters in a sitcom. The things we talk about and the things e experience would make for great television. Sometimes I really wonder if the stories I hear are made up but I hang out with these people on a pretty consistent basis and I’ve bared witness to the antics and shenanigans that my friends can pull off in an evening, so I have no reason to believe their stories. Sometimes, I’m even a part of the story. One story I want to share just screamed an episode of “Friends” or something.

One of my friends, Ricky, is what we call in my social circle a “playa pimp.” This man pulled so many women, I wondered if he had stock in Trojan brand condoms. Unfortunately for me, I had the distinct pleasure of living with the man for a year. He wasn’t really what I would say, courteous when it came to the women he brought over. It would be nice to have some sort of warning that he had someone there so I don’t walk in on them half naked. I didn’t mind the sight, of course. But the awkwardness of waking up in the morning and heading to the kitchen to see the ass of a woman in your fridge, with me in boxer briefs and her only in one of Ricky’s shirts, makes a man yearn a little.

I’d like to say that I never heard any of his sexual conquests, but I’d be lying. They were loud and very vocal. The only thing that muffled the sounds of ecstasy was the vigorous sound of headboard meeting wall. If it wasn’t for Pandora and a good set of earphones, I wouldn’t have gotten any sleep! One particular woman he brought home was quite… fiery. A redhead. Read more [+]

Clandestine Masturbation

I hope everyone’s been well this past week! This week’s question comes from an anonymous reader.Let’s take a look, shall we?

Have you ever masturbated while someone was sleeping in the same room?

No. I’ve masturbated in solitude, and I’ve done it for someone else’s viewing pleasure. But I’ve never done it while someone sleeps.

I had a guy try to do that with me, though. There was a party at me and Katie’s place, and I’d hooked up with a guy. Lots of booze, some weed, and some good sex. I pretty much passed out naked in my bed shortly after he and I finished. He was dozing before I nodded off. No big deal. He’s not the first naked guy to sleep in my bed, after all.

I’m not sure what woke me up, exactly. I was on my side, and I could feel that he was still in bed behind me. There was a very quiet, rhythmic sound. I lay still for a bit, trying to figure out what it was. Then there was a soft, stifled grunt from the guy, and I had that moment of realization: he was beating off next to me in bed. Read more [+]