Top 5: Accents

One of the things that turn me on about women is their voice. I’m not talking that deep, manly sounding voice or that voice that sounds like someone stomped her larynx or even that supremely high squeaky mouse-like voice. I’m talking that sweet, sexy, soft and sensual voice that a lot of women have. A woman’s voice to me adds to the allure and appeal of her. I enjoy a woman’s voice more when she turns on. I consider myself a guy who likes to please other women and I use a woman’s moans, grunts and screams as an extra boost of adrenaline to keep her pleasure going, turning me on in the process. It’s an extra added bonus if the woman has an accent. An accent to me just turns the libido meter up even more. Whether she’s just speaking or in orgasm, an accent can enhance the sexual experience for me. I think to myself and realize that there are a lot of different accents out there in this world, every one of them having a different effect on me and guys in general. I sit and I ask myself which accents would be the most sensual accents that a woman can have. So I decided to make a top 5 list of my favorite accents on women.

#5 Southern

This accent is made in the good old’ U.S. of A. Whether she’s from the Dirty South of Atlanta, born and raised deep in the heart of Texas, or is as sweet as a Georgia peach, a southern accent just gives me goose bumps all over the place. Maybe the fact that I was born up north and the whole Yankee-rebel thing is turning me on, but that accent just gets me going. I know a few girls that live down south and I just melt and melt every time I hear them on the phone. I guess that southern drawl makes me drool all over the floor.

#4 Australian

Another down south favorite of mine but this down south is more down under than anything else. I swear my didgeridoo goes bananas when I hear this accent. Celebrities like Nicole Kidman have this accent and I just frickin love it. I can deal without some of their local colloquialisms but I’ll probably throw that out the window if she’s whispering sweet nothings into my ear. I’ve always wanted to visit this continent and if a woman just says hi to me down there with this accent. I’m making my ticket one way. Good on ya, Australia.

#3 French

Oui, oui mon Cherie! A French accent makes me more erect than the Eiffel Tower. It really doesn’t matter to me that I can’t understand a damn thing she says when she speaks French. I really don’t care. She can tell me I’m a worthless disgusting filthy pig and I’d want her on top of me. LOL I just hope that’s not what she is saying. Some of the best things have French in their name: French fries, French toast, French kissing etc. etc. France and Canada too, you produce some the most statuesque women in the world, and giving them that accent makes me want to say Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Vive le France!!

#2 British

Our neighbors across the pond come in at number 2 for sexiest accents. I just jump in my pants when I hear a British woman swear and talk dirty. OMG!! Really?? Can it be any sexier?? These women have fiery demeanors and are just some of the most sex-crazed ladies I’ve ever seen. I don’t care if I have sex with her; all I want is to hear her say words like cunt, cock, spunk, tits and so on. Even in a whisper, that accent comes through and……I’m done. Stick a fucking fork in me!! I love you and your accent. Please continue to speak to me in this manner and don’t ever lose your accent, I mean it!!

#1 Spanish

And the top spot goes to a Spanish accent, some of the most exotic women with the most exotic accents. I hear a Que Rico, papi or a Chingame! (Fuck me in Spanish) I’m hers, instantly. I think Spanish is one of the hottest languages that I would love to learn. Even if she speaks English, I’m putty in her hands. If a woman has an accent like Selma Hayak, Penelope Cruz or Shakira, I’ll give you my right kidney to be able just to hear your voice. I’ll ask dumbass questions just so I can hear you speak. If you moan with that accent, I’m busting a nut instantly. DONE!!! OVER!!! Thank you and buenas noche!

Honorable Mentions

Though these accents didn’t make my list, they still get a mention from me. Russian accents……that’s right, Russian. There’s a lot of European girls would go to my school and when they speak English in that accent, I lose focus. There is especially one and GOD DAMN!!! I want to drink vodka with her. My other honorable mention goes to Italian. Again, they have some of the most exotic women in the world. Your food’s awesome, Italy, and so are your women!! Molto bene!!

Well I hope you enjoyed that list and it makes you think which accents are best for a man/woman in your eyes and ears. Give me your top 5 or 3 or however many you have on your list. What’s your favorite??

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